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• Homer: "Carpal tunnel syndrome"...no. "Lumber lung".
  ..no. "Juggler's despair"...no. "Achy breaky pelvis"....
• Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
  .. Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size Home...
• Marge: [getting thrown on top of Homer] Whoa! Home
  Oh! Hello, honey. Marge: Hi. Erm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you....
• Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
  Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
• Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
  Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack....
• Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
  [jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...
• The other day I put my wrists in front of my eyes. I had Carpal Tunnel Vision Syndrome.
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see? Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
  Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you....