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• Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
  No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled....
• Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
  .. Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size Home...
• Marge: [getting thrown on top of Homer] Whoa! Home
  Oh! Hello, honey. Marge: Hi. Erm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you....
• Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
  Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
• Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
  Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack....
• Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
  [jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...
• The other day I put my wrists in front of my eyes. I had Carpal Tunnel Vision Syndrome.
• Homer: Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
  Manager: Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn....
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....