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• Windows: Where do you WANT to go TODAY? You WANT to, but you'll never get there.
  And you can go to only ONE place per day. -- Ewout Stam...
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• You are witty and fond of fun.
• Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
• You may be redneck... if your best suit includes an orange hunting vest.
• I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
  You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
• I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
  You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....