If You Are Stopped By A Highway Patrol Officer And Have Nothing In Mind For
The Next Several Months, Try Saying To The Officer "Gee, You Are Really
Ugly!
If you are stopped by a Highway Patrol Officer and have nothing in mind for
the next several months, try saying to the Officer "Gee, you are really
ugly!"
If that doesn't get you somewhere, try the following. "Gee, you've got fat
earlobes, and I've always heard that fat earlobes are a sign of stupidity."
