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Are You Fat And Ugly? Do You Want To Be Just Ugly?
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Are You Fat And Ugly? Do You Want To Be Just Ugly?
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-- Sign outside the Fountain of Youth Health Spa in Salt Lake City
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I may be fat, but you can't jog off your ugly looks.
I might be fat but you are ugly and I can diet.
Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again you screwed up.
Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mommas....
If you are stopped by a Highway Patrol Officer and have nothing in mind for the next several months, try saying to the Officer "Gee, you are really ugly!
If that doesn't get you somewhere, try the following....
It's okay to be ugly...but aren't you overdoing it?
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.