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If You Can't Tell A Fib, Make It A BIG Lie.
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If you can't tell a fib, make it a BIG lie.
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When your argument is weak tell the 'BIG LIE'.
Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can. -- Charles Darwi
It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
I go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can tell time....
ARCHITECTURAL HISTORIANS can tell you who put it up, how big it wa
Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you.
-- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripide...
If you can't make it big, make it good.
If you can't make it good, make it big.
Shelby: "If you cannot make the big decisions, Commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can.
-- "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate unknow...
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
-- Joseph Schenck...