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• Lister: We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baggets or bagels.
  No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns....
• If you could take all the laughter this man has given us, it would reach to the universe and fill up the black hole in space.
  ' -- Tony Orlando on Bob Hope...
• (asserting that is isn't drunk) Lister: I am not pished. -- Red Dwarf - 'White Hole'
• Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. -- Cat in Red Dwarf 'White Hole'
• The number of rational hypotheses that can explain any given phenomenon is infinite.
  -- Persig's Postulate...
• The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitato
  but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful management of which so much remains....
• The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitato
  but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful management of which so much remains....
• If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.