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If You Don't Care For Your Scalp, You'll Get Rabies! -- Monty Pytho
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If you don't care for your scalp, you'll get rabies!
-- Monty Python
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This here's the wattle The emblem of our land You can stick it in a bottle Or you can hold it in your hand.
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ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
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