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If You Ever Crawl Inside An Old Hollow Log And Go To Sleep
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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in
there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take
it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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