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All right. But don't blame me if something goes wr......
--- POOF!! ---
You are engulfed in a cloud of orange smoke. Coughing and gasping,
you emerge from the smoke and find....
Related:
Okay, now where did I put my orange smoke?.... >POOF!
< Everything disappears in a dense cloud of orange smoke....
There is a puff of greenish smoke and you find that . . . . .
Now you've really done it! I'm out of orange smoke!
You don't expect me to do a decent reincarnation without any orange smoke, do you?...
You have pleased Lord Kazak! He bows to you, jumps up in the air, spins spins around three times, shouts "K-a-a-z-a-a-k", and vanishes in a a cloud of black and orange smoke!
One day an elderly Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, finds an old lamp in his attic.
He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke....
An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He drops something, waves, and then vanishes, taking the smoke with him.
Good job! You have killed the flying dragon! The carcass smolders a a moment, then with a great blast disappears in a cloud of smoke!
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)