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Now You've Really Done It! I'm Out Of Orange Smoke!
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Now you've really done it! I'm out of orange smoke! You don't expect
me to do a decent reincarnation without any orange smoke, do you?
Related:
All right. But don't blame me if something goes wr.
..... --- POOF!! --- You are engulfed in a cloud of orange smoke....
Okay, now where did I put my orange smoke?.... >POOF!
< Everything disappears in a dense cloud of orange smoke....
You have pleased Lord Kazak! He bows to you, jumps up in the air, spins spins around three times, shouts "K-a-a-z-a-a-k", and vanishes in a a cloud of black and orange smoke!
Little kids are tough. I saw a little kid, I gave him an orange.
His mother said, "What do you say to the man?" The kid looked at me and said, "Peel it....
You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....
I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
Hutz: Well, you good folks can rest easy now because you've come to the very best in legal representation.
Skinner: Uh, excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor?...
Oh dear, you seem to have gotten yourself killed. I might be able to help you out, but I've never really done this before.
Do you want me to try to reincarnate you?...
Now kids, DON'T SMOKE... unless, of course, you want to look REALLY cool. -- Penn + Telle