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• If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
  -- Henny Youngma...
• Are you going to sleep at all tonight?!
• If you are a worm, sleep late!
• Thank god!!.. It's HENNY YOUNGMAN!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
  -- Henny Youngma...
• May the egg you ate tonight rouse you bright and early tomorrow.
• I went to the bank and went over my savings. I found out I have all the money that I'll ever need.
  If I die tomorrow. -- Henny Youngma...