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Where Is An Elephants Sex Organ? In His Feet -- If He Steps On You, You're Fucked.
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Where is an elephants sex organ?
In his feet -- if he steps on you, you're fucked.
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If your father told you he could determine the sex of a puppy by looking at the bottoms of its feet, he was lying.
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He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet.
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When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.