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If You Slip Between The Thighs, Be Sure To Condomise.
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If you slip between the thighs, be sure to condomise.
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Many a slip between cups.
You also have Freudian panties to go with that slip?
Before you slip into unconsciousness, I'd like to have another kiss...
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like thumbscrews.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
You courtiers...you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl.
..Better lapdogs to a slip of a girl than a ..._git_. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...
Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting?
You must have been warned about letting the golden hours slip by
but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by. -- James M. Barrie...
No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
.. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....