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If You Think Before You Speak, The Other Guy Gets His Joke In First.
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If you think before you speak, the other guy gets his joke in first.
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If you think before you speak, the other guy gets his joke in first.
Think before you speak is criticism's motto; speak before you think, creation's. -- E. M. Forste
If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....
If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....
If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....
Think all you speak, but speak not all you think.
Think twice before you speak to a friend in need. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Hear twice before you speak once.