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• Relying on a dog might turn you in a dog addict.
• Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way.
  Cars, too! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Your dog finds you repulsive.
• I thought you said that your dog does not bite! -- It's not my dog.
• I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he's a little sadistic.
  He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt. -- Larry Amoro...
• Have you @#%!ed your dog today?
• If you want to rob a shop, train your dog.