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• I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he's a little sadistic.
  He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt. -- Larry Amoro...
• If you turn blind: don't expect your dog to be turned into a seeing-eye dog.
• The eye is not satisfied with seeing. -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes i, 8
• Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way.
  Cars, too! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• The hearing ear and the seeing eye. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xx, 12
• Leela: "Are you real, or am I seeing single?" Alcaza
  Ow. Of course I'm real." Leela: "After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun....
• It adds a precious seeing to the eye. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act iv, Sc.
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• Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• I got a Motie in my eye.