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There Is No God! He Just Thinks He's There!
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There is no God! He just thinks he's there!
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My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks he's GOD.
The biologist thinks he is a chemist, The chemist thinks he is a physicist, The physicist thinks he is a God, And God thinks She is a mathematician.
-- Paula Thompso...
If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorthy Parke...
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parke...
If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
Thinks he's worth.
God isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS.
Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.
-- Jean Anouilh, "The Lark...
An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.