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If You Went Chopin, Did You Take Your Liszt?
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If you went Chopin, did you take your Liszt?
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Christmas Chopin time...make a Liszt.
You have to play Mozart like Chopin and Chopin like Mozart. -- Pablo Casals (to Vladimir Horowitz)
How did you find the weather when you were on vacation?" "Just went outside and there it was.
Did you hear about the <ethnic> that went to the airport?
Saw a sign that said 'Airport Left', so he turned around and went home....
Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
Did you hear about the little boy that found a fifty cent piece, so he went home for some money.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who went flyfishing and came home with a seven pound bluebottle.
But, did you see that with your eyes open?
Your grandparents did not endure the indignities of a steerage journey to Ellis Island so that you could stand outside a discotheque and beg a wallpaper designer to take you in with him.
-- Fran Lebowitz...