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I Get My Monkeys For Nothing And My Chimps For Free.
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I get my monkeys for nothing and my chimps for free.
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Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge...
Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
-- Zaphod Beeblebrox...
And I will do all these good works, and I will do them for free!
My only reward will be a tombstone that says "Here lies Gomez Addams -- he was good for nothing....
I gave all my forms to Sudhir. Then he came back and yelled in my ear, "Nothing went through, and its all cause of you, if you get it right once, I will cheer!
Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
-- Zaphod Beeblebrox, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
O'Brien: "But who I choose to spend my free time with.
..that's my business." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6...
Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your time.
[claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoove...
How do I get my words to RIME ?
I always get my muckin words fuddled