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I Got Arrested The Other Day... For Scalping The Low Numbers At The Deli Counter.
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I got arrested the other day... For scalping
the low numbers at the deli counter.
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I got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone!
I consider the day misspent that I am not either charged with a crime, or arrested for one.
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Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's Club which is strictly for Men....
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. -- Emo Philip
Oh, that bright day in the dead of night, Two dead men got up to fight.
Three blind men to see fair play, Forty mutes to yell "Hooray"!...
The other day I bought a wastebasket and carried it home in a paper bag.
And when I got home I put the paper bag in the wastebasket. -- Lily Tomli...
Ludlow Bean was arrested the other day for stealing a woman's change purse.
He told the judge that he hadn't been feeling well, and he thought the change would do him good....
I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
Yesterday I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke!