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I Got Mercury Poisoning, It's Fatal & It Don't Get Better...
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I got mercury poisoning, it's fatal & it don't get better...
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I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. -- Stephen Wrigh
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm gonna use it. -- Steven Wrigh
I used to be sane, but I got better.
I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
Lawyers are like nuclear bombs and PC clones. Nobody likes them, but the other guy's got one, so I better get one too.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
Fatal Attraction I will NOT be ignored! --Glen Close