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• Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
  I think I've forgotten this before. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice.
  Everything had two shadows. -- Steven Wrigh...
• As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
• Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time." -- Steven Wrigh
• Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -- Steven Wrigh