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I Had A Handle On Life ... Then It Fell Off!
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I had a handle on life ... then it fell off!
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I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
I used to have a handle on life, then DOS closed it...
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I still don't have a handle on life, but I have its FCB.
FELL OFF OF THE CLIFF by Eileen Dove
Days of my life I'd like to forget: The day the doctors told me I was sick.
The day I had to tell my friends I was ill. The day my hair fell out....
What can I say? I laughed. I cried. I fell down. It changed my life. The end.
I do owe many thanks to Lester and Eliza. This is a great vindication for anybody who has ever taken a bath, went to get the paper, fell down, and the door slam behind them and the doorknow break off.
-- A day in the life of Apu, "The Day the Violence Died...
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....