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• Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.
• I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. -- Steven Wrigh
• Everything is within walking distance, if you have enough time. -- Steven Wrigh
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -- Steven Wrigh
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo.
  He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wrigh