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• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...