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• Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress. Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
  I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too!...
• I'm very insecure--I get depressed when I find out the people I hate don't like me.
  I'm kind of paranoid too. I often think the car in front of me is following me the long way around....
• AOL! n. [Usenet] Common synonym for "Me, too!" alluding to the legendary propensity of America Online users to utter contentless "Me, too!
  postings. The number of exclamation points following varies from zero to five or so....
• I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore...
• I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
• Nobody liked me because I was too popular. -- Jackie Verno
• I hate you, you hate me, we're a disfunctional family...
• My mother made me a homosexual! If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?
• Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
  Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...