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  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Decaffeinated coffee? Just Say No.
• Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy, deplorable.
  .. Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my ....
• 10. Not everybody looks good naked. 9. Joe Garagiola was a hell of an emcee.
  8. Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee....
• Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
  So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table....
• You will never really know why the English drink so much tea until you try their coffee.
  Then, you will know!...
• I have ways of making money that you know nothing of. -- John D. Rockefelle
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  ! Let's hit the road!! Rachel: Hey! Monica: Let's get the show on it!...
• Decaffeinated coffee? Kinda like kissing your sister. -- Bob Irwin (birwin@ficc.ferranti.com)