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• I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -- Jackie Maso
• I could try for the rest of my life, but that wouldn't be half enough.
• They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher.
  I can't watch football anymore. My psychiatrist said it's better that way....
• I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty, ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
• I'm still suffering from shock from the last war. I was almost drafted!
  Luckily I was wounded while taking the physical. When I reached the psychiatrist, I said, "Give me a gun, I'll wipe out the whole German Army in five minutes....
• Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent exposure.
  It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe...
• I attribute my success to ambition, determination, guts, integrity, fairness, honesty, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
  -- Lord Juliu...
• I told him that I wouldn't even consider it unless they guaranteed me that I'd have no primary opposition and unless they would raise money for me.
  -- Dan Quayle, remembering being asked to run for Congre...
• When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I have ever seen, I had to do something with it.
  The easiest way to drop this hot potato was to invest it, to buy shares....