Related:

• For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter.
  ..no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
• Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
• Homer: [breaks down in tears] Of all the rip-off, screw job, chip joint.
  .. [gets up] Forget you pal... [sobbing] thanks for nothing....
• Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] "wicked" guy.
  He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
• Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy.
  He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
• Lisa: [breathless] Hello, I need "Ecosystem of the Marsh" by Thompson.
  Librarian: The last copy was just signed out by......
• Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
• For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.