I Hope When You Know The Owrst You Will At Once Leap Into The River And Swim Through Handsomely, And Not, Weather-beaten By The Divers Blasts Of Irresolution, Stand Shivering On The Bank.

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I hope when you know the owrst you will at once leap into the river
and swim through handsomely, and not, weather-beaten by the divers
blasts of irresolution, stand shivering on the bank.
-- Suckling

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
-- Robert Fro...
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.
-- Robert Fro...
Don't cross the river if you can't swim the tide. -- America
People will swim through shit if you put a few bob in it. -- Peter Selle
You scream then you leap.
You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You go out of your way to repeat experiences that make your head swim.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
' -- Erma Bombeck...
Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
-- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...

I Hope When You Know The Owrst You Will At Once Leap Into The River And Swim Through Handsomely, And Not, Weather-beaten By The Divers Blasts Of Irresolution, Stand Shivering On The Bank.

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