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• Monica [on the phone]: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers.
  .. Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?... Actually, nothing but rubber gloves....
• It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them....
• IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!...
• Bridge players try to get a rubber.
• Martin: Aw, a car impound lot: the impenetrable fortress of suburbia!
  Milhouse: We'll never get the tree back now. Ba...
• Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• If it has Tits or Tires you're gonna have trouble with it.