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• Well now, the shark could eat you ... or you could eat the shark.
• You don't know what's going on. -- Duane Michal
• BTW, does Jesus know you flame? -- Diane Holt, dianeh@binky.UUCP, to Ed Carp
• The tao that can be tar(1)ed is not the entire Tao.
  The path that can be specified is not the Full Path....
• 0033 Can you read and write ASCII in hex or octal? 0034 Do you know the names of all the ASCII control codes?
  -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• None of you would help me when I baked my bread, now all of you would help me eat it.
  I can see that you are very well fed, which indicates that you don't need it. Enough said....
• Avoid fruits and nuts; after all, you ARE what you eat.
• I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  -- Ed Bluestone...
• Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
  [Well, actually, to either of you... Ed.]...