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• Man: [over PA] Mr. Goodbar to the front desk. The front desk is looking for Mr.
  Goodbar. Homer: Ooh! I feel like a kid in some kind of a store....
• Were-Bender: Oh boy, I feel like a car in a candy store.
• Candygram for Mongo. Mongo LIKE candy!
• I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like "Sometimes I forget to eat.
  Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but you've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!...
• The brain can be seen as a complex machine, like a gooey computer. -- Robert C. Solomo
• Men are very strange. When they wake up they want breakfast.
  They don't eat candy in the morning like we do. They want things like toast....
• Morbo: "Morbo demands an answer to the following question.
  If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child....
• Now, nakedness is a delightful condition. And it keeps you very pleasantly cool - especially, I suppose, if you happen to be a man.
  But as I walked on eastward that afternoon through my private, segregated, Tonto world (exercising due care at first for previously protected sectors of my anatomy) I found I had gained more than coolness....
• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. -- Fred Alle