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Rimmer, Real Dumplings, Proper Dumplings, When They're Properly Cooked To Perfection, Proper Dumplings Do Not Bounce!
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Rimmer, real dumplings, proper dumplings, when they're properly cooked
to perfection, proper dumplings do not bounce!
-- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'
Related:
The dumplings in a dream are not dumplings, only dreams.
Rimmer: You? How did you get into art college? Liste
The same way you always get into art college. The same old usual boring normal way everyone gets into art college....
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finge
oasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion....
Rimmer: How about: breaking your leg hurts like hell, right?
'Hel'. They do it beLOW the knee -- lo -- 'Hello'...
Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....
You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
-- Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The End'...
Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
hortly after Lister has been turned into a chicken) Ca
The question is: Can we turn him back again? Rimme...
Ahead groove factor 5! Yeah! -- Holly in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'