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• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if i'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I like to skate on the other side of the ice... I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
  .. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit....
• I carry a life size map of America in pocket. When people ask me where I'm from, I point to E - 5.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights.
  I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?...