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When I Get Real Bored, I Like To Drive Down Town And Get A Great Parking Spot, Then Sit In My Car And Count How Many People Ask Me If I'm Leaving.
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When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great
parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me
if i'm leaving.
-- Steven Wright
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-- Steven Wrigh...
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-- Steven Wrigh...
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.. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit....
Whenever I'm in Champaign, I listen to the great music on Rock 107, and when I'm out of town, they mail it to me.
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I carry a life size map of America in pocket. When people ask me where I'm from, I point to E - 5.
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One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
.. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights.
I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -- Steven Wrigh...