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I Like You, Sali. That's Why I'm Going To Kill You Last.
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I like you, Sali. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
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Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
Stand back you wimps - *I* will kill it! -- Famous Last Word
Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
M: "Why don't I take you home and give you a thrill?" F: "You can't do both.
Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...
You seem like a decent fellow, I hate to kill you. *YOU* seem like a decent fellow, I hate to die.
I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act v, Sc.
1...
Homer: Now you Boy! Bart: [scared] Oh. [plane approaches cops standing on their cars] You can't escape Bob.
If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will....
The history of warfare is similarly subdivided, although here the phases are Retribution, Anticipation, and Diplomacy.
Thus: Retribution: I'm going to kill you because you killed my brother....