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• The history of warfare is similarly subdivided, although here the phases are Retribution, Anticipation, and Diplomacy.
  Thus: Retribution: I'm going to kill you because you killed my brother....
• Be my brother or I'll kill you.
• Whiskey and women'll kill you. I know. They killed my brother.
  He couldn't get either one so he just laid down and died. -- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)...
• Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
  Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
• I like you, Sali. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
• Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
  To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
• Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
  Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
• Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
  Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
• Lisa: Oh, it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.
  Bob: Oh, I see. When it's one of _my_ evil schemes, you can't foil it fast enough, but when _Cecil_ tries to kill you, it's [imitating her] hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless....