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I'm As Serious As A Dead Convenience Store Clerk.
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Hand over all your money in a paper bag!" "Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery.
I do work in a convenience store you know....
New convenience store: Stop and Liquor.
Flash! Kodak monopolizes convenience store! Film at 7-11
Yesterday a convenience store chain filed Chapter 7-11.
Woman: Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
Woods: To be honest, in my upcoming movie I'm going to be playing this tightly-wound convenience store clerk and, I kind of like to research my roles and really get into it....
When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns.
He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun....
I was in a convenience store. Somebody had blown a hole through every one of the Cheerios.
It wasn't hard to figure who it was--a cereal killer. -- Tommy Sledge...
Tony, you're my agent. You _have_ to do something about this.
...How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character from a convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo firefighter?...
Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....