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• Hand over all your money in a paper bag!" "Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery.
  I do work in a convenience store you know....
• Krusty: Hey, what's going on, here? Wiggum: Krusty the Clown, you're under arrest for armed robbery.
  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah....
• Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids. Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
  Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales....
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
  -- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Prosecutor: Betting slips, indicating that you've lost substantial sums of money on sports gambling.
  Krusty: [dramatically] Is it a crime to bet on sporting events?...
• Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your help.
  Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Ba...
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty
  [brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised] Atty...