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I'm Coming To Bed, Honey....gotta Run One More Utility...
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I'm coming to bed, honey....gotta run one more utility...
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Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time!
Homer: [wobbly] Here you go, honey. [drops a can of Duff into a bag] That's about all the recycling *hic* I can handle today.
Lisa: Dad, if you just drink one more I'll have a full bag....
We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical problem - how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
Just one more compile and I'll come to bed...
Overheard: No, honey, I don't want to learn how to run the washing machine.
I'm sorry I learned how to run the dishwasher. -- Andrew Maso...
Harvey: A romantic vacation can provide titillation.
Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America's fine AAA-approved motor lodges....