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• Philately can be a very rewarding pastime if you give it a chance.
  Stamps are beautiful. They're a good investment....
• Hey, wait a minute. This is a script! There must be a writer around here somewhere.
  "Ya know, I never thought of it, but there's a logic to that....
• As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house, I kept asking myself - Marshall, why are you such a bone head.
  -- Marshall, "The Dead Letter", Eerie Indiana...
• But until you get your eyes checked by the Eerie school nurse, you ain't seen nothing yet.
  -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana...
• In the meantime, one false move and Simon here becomes vice-presidential.
  -- Dash X, No Brain, No Pain, Eerie Indiana...
• The man who has ceased to learn ought not to be allowed to wander around loose in these dangerous days.
  -- M. M. Coady...
• I guess the rule is, if something's too good to be true, then it's probably too good to be true.
  -- Marshall, The ATM Machine, Eerie Indiana...
• I stayed up all night learning my line.
  -- Julie Condra/Syndi, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
• BETTER WEIRD THAN DEAD! -- Eerie Indiana