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I'm flexible... just don't change anything.
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Be flexible, some things just take time.
Translations from the Child: "I don't know why. He just hit me.
He hit his brother. "I didn't hit him. I just sort of pushed him....
Quote #233 (I believe that nanotech could change the world within my unnatural lifetime.
) -- David M. Palmer palmer@alumni.caltech.edu...
Q: How many QA testers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: QA testers don't change anything. They just report that it's dark. Kerry Zalla...
I am very flexible--I can put both feet in my mouth.
I'm talented and flexible. I could play Hamlet, even though I look like King Kong. -- Mr. T
I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
-- Don McLea...
If anything I have said offends you, well that's just too bad. :)
This is not a news blackout, I just can't tell you anything.