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I'm Talented And Flexible. I Could Play Hamlet, Even Though I Look Like King Kong. -- Mr.
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I'm talented and flexible. I could play Hamlet,
even though I look like King Kong.
-- Mr. T
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The play 's the thing Wherein I 'll catch the conscience of the king.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
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He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 2...
I didn't think it could be done, though given Sun's track record
I suppose that I shouldn't be surprised that they've managed to produce an even worse keyboard than any that they previously had on the market....
For my own part, I have never had a though which I could not set down in words with even more distinctness than that which I conceived it.
-- Edgar Allan Poe...
Without it, I could, uh... go even blinder! ... Right?
-- Mr. Mitchell, after the cops find his marijuana, "The Canine Mutiny...
If I could find a way to get [Saddam Hussein] out of there, even putting a contract out on him, if the CIA still did that sort of a thing, assuming it ever did, I would be for it.
-- Richard M. Nixo...
Hong Kong, Son of King Kong
The play, I remember, pleased not the million; 't was caviare to the general.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act ii, Sc. 2...