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I'm Meditating On The FORMALDEHYDE And The ASBESTOS Leaking Into My PERSONAL SPACE!
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I'm meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into my
PERSONAL SPACE!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space... -- Zippy the Pinhead
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As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection! -- Zippy the Pinhead
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I have accepted Provolone into my life! -- Zippy the Pinhead
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I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead