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U Can C The Color Of The Interior Of The [vehicle].
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U can c the color of the interior of the [vehicle]... dig.
Ya stop cars with blk interior.
Bees they naugahyde.
Negrohide.
Self tanning no doubt.
-- LAPD squad-car computer messages, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91
Related:
what's happening...
Did U arrest the 85 yr old lady or just beat her up.
We just slapped her around a bit... she's getting m/t [medical treatment] right now....
Capture him, beat him and treat him like dirt.
-- LAPD squad-car computer message, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91...
If you encounter these negroes shoot first, ask questions later.
-- LAPD squad-car computer message, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91...
Batton down the hatches, several thousand Zulus approaching from the north.
-- Christopher Commission report of LAPD car-to-car computer message, 7/91...
I'm not happy until I've violated somebody's civil rights and then put them in jail.
... That ruins their day ... but it makes mine....
What's up in the ghetto, boy. Oh they just captured the suspect.
A day without violence is like a day without sunshine....
Interior Decorating: Curt Enrod
The Worst Car Hire Service When David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke.
Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California....