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Did U Arrest The 85 Yr Old Lady Or Just Beat Her Up.
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Did U arrest the 85 yr old lady or just beat her up.
We just slapped her around a bit... she's getting m/t [medical treatment]
right now.
-- LAPD squad-car computer messages, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91
Related:
U can c the color of the interior of the [vehicle].
.. dig. Ya stop cars with blk interior. Bees they naugahyde....
what's happening...
Capture him, beat him and treat him like dirt.
-- LAPD squad-car computer message, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91...
If you encounter these negroes shoot first, ask questions later.
-- LAPD squad-car computer message, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91...
What's up in the ghetto, boy. Oh they just captured the suspect.
A day without violence is like a day without sunshine....
Batton down the hatches, several thousand Zulus approaching from the north.
-- Christopher Commission report of LAPD car-to-car computer message, 7/91...
Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it.
It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....
Lisa: [turning on dryer] There, now no one should be able to hear us.
Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we don't need the dryer....
I'm not happy until I've violated somebody's civil rights and then put them in jail.
... That ruins their day ... but it makes mine....