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• Never worry about the bullet with your name on it. Instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'.
  Murphy's Tenth Military Law...
• You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
  Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....
• pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled a bullet out of my che
• Sudden Death Dating: Quote, female: Am I worried about taking his last name?
  Forget it, at this point I'll take his first name, too....
• I'd love to, but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- 49 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- None of my socks match. -- I'm having all my plants neutered....
• If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet.
• And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless.
  Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't guess....
• Picard: "Shuttle occupant, identify yourself." Q: "Don't try and talk me out of it, Jean-Luc.
  Picard: "Q, return to the ship immediately!" Q: "I just can't get used to following orders....