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I'm SO Far Out In The Boonies That Even 911 Is A Long Distance Call.
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I'm SO far out in the boonies that even 911 is a long distance call.
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I need to call 911. Where's the eleven key?
Dialing long distance wears you ou
I once met a lassie named Ruth In a long distance telephone booth.
Now I know the perfection Of an ideal connection Even if somewhat uncouth....
Your not having fun till they call 911!
It took so long but I found out, what it means to be down and out.
Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? Because that was her name.
Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.
I'm just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is wearing out is something I call "image fuzz-out.
But I've never even seen a radarscope, so I wouldn't totally go by what I've just said here....
If I could find a way to get [Saddam Hussein] out of there, even putting a contract out on him, if the CIA still did that sort of a thing, assuming it ever did, I would be for it.
-- Richard M. Nixo...